What do you call people who work for Elon Musk's lithium operations?
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Donald Trump was asked " what is 2+2"??
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'Sir!, What's 2+2?' And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Ad...
[Long] This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. It was released by the Canadian Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision
Canadians: Negative. Divert your course 15 degrees to the South
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy sh...
99% of people can do simple math operations.
I belong to the other 2%.
The FBI found a hacker's base of operations and broke in, but he was no where to be seen.
Agent 1: Where did he go? Agent 2: I don't know, he ransomware
How do you call a trans person who did a roundtrip with the operations?
A trans former
Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?
They can cube the number 2.
A recent study has identified the hospital operations with highest rate of mortality. In the United States it’s open heart surgery. In Australia it’s liver transplants. And in Russia it’s opening a window…
After rounds of extensive life saving operations, I asked my nurse if she’d visit me when I finally get out.
She told me she doesn’t like cemeteries.
A newly hired operations manager spends a week with the outgoing operations manager in order to learn his new duties and responsibilities.
As the outgoing manager gets ready to leave for good, he tells the new manager that he has placed three numbered envelopes in the top drawer of the desk. He tells the new manager that each time he runs into a crisis that he cannot solve to open an envelope, starting with the first one, and follow th...