An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...
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Hitler is chairing a Nazi economic meeting.
The Reich’s Commerce Minister is delivering a tremendously boring report on minerals, and Hitler is about to nod off. “We are mining too many ores that are useless to the war effort. We need to mine less,” the minister says.
The Reich’s Chief Engineer, who is a stickler for grammar, is irrita...
A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?
Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort
Teacher: Will you please elaborate?
Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine
Teacher: What is the true definition?
Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...