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Public Transportation Jokes

Because of my dyslexia, sometimes I get lost when I use public transportation.

Oops sorry. Wrong bus.

Did you hear about the guy who got caught living on public transportation?

Bus Ted

The new Director of Public Transportation is obsessed with "green" fuels.

He's made all the buses run on thyme.

As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...

Whoops, wrong bus.

Did you hear about the politician who wants our public transportation to run on alternative fuels?

He promises to make the trains run on Thyme.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis

(If you don't get it, say it slower.)

I See Death

All around me, i see death. In the streets. In public transportation. I don't know if i should isolate myself in my room and never leave, or wear a mask that might not even work.

I see death whenever i take a breath. I feel the tingle in my throat, the tears in my eyes, the fluids running dow...

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