The 12+ Best Development Jokes

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A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.

As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.

As ...

A salesman decided to venture into a new housing development.

He thought no other salesmen would have gone there because it was a new development. He wanted to be the first one, the early bird. So he knocked on the very first house that he saw there. A lady came and opened the door. Without giving her a chance to speak, he slipped into her house, took out A LO...

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I'm surprised anyone's shocked by Natalie Portman's character development in Love & Thunder.

If I was fucked by Chris Hemsworth I'd be pretty thor too.

Software development cycle.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...

Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?

Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.

Two Sales Development Representatives walk into an event..

They pitch to each other.

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I just got done watching a show with unlikable characters, bullshit plot developments, and a depressing ending.

It's called "The News."

Interest Development

Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat.

"It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?"

"Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"

Mrs. Smith leane...

The Manhattan Project was an urban development program

It was designed to make city populations explode

I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.

I said no.

I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.

I studied cognitive development for ten years.

Didn't learn a thing...

Would I say that I'm excited for Arrested Development season 5B?

Abso-Bluth-ly!

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