A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.
As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.
An atheist is walking through the woods
An atheist is walking through the woods, enjoying the scenes of nature, the birds chirping, the beauty of trees, the fauna, marveling what evolution has managed over the course of centuries and millennia of development.
Suddenly, through the brush, a grizzly bear crashes. Roaring and...
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your c...
I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.
I said no.
I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.
After years of working his way up through the Dove Soap Company, Jedidiah Kermin was finally promoted to CEO.
Jeb was ecstatic and ready to lead the company into a new golden age of soap making. He was determined to shake up the industry and leave a true legacy for himself. So he went to product development and told them that what Dove needed was to make a soap that could clean people faster than any other ...
A Blonde woman moves into a brand new neighbourhood,
The following evening her house catches fire and starts burning quickly, she quickly calls emergency services and gets put through to the fire department, Blonde: Hello my house is burning down, you must come quickly. Fire Chief: Ok no problem tell us where you live. Blonde: It's a new h...
Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him.
They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
Software development cycle.
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...
Why did the game designer get moved from the writing team to the development team?
Because they had poorgrammar skills.
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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!
Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.