A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.
As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.
A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.
He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"
The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your c...
A Blonde woman moves into a brand new neighbourhood,
The following evening her house catches fire and starts burning quickly, she quickly calls emergency services and gets put through to the fire department, Blonde: Hello my house is burning down, you must come quickly. Fire Chief: Ok no problem tell us where you live. Blonde: It's a new h...
After years of working his way up through the Dove Soap Company, Jedidiah Kermin was finally promoted to CEO.
Jeb was ecstatic and ready to lead the company into a new golden age of soap making. He was determined to shake up the industry and leave a true legacy for himself. So he went to product development and told them that what Dove needed was to make a soap that could clean people faster than any other ...
I got asked if i'd like to invest in the development of a new invisibility cloak.
I said no.
I just couldn't see it becoming a thing.
Software development cycle.
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discov...
Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him.
They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
Why did the game designer get moved from the writing team to the development team?
Because they had poorgrammar skills.
How Egyptians solve problems.
In Cairo there is a large hole in the ground left over from a construction project that was never finished. Everyday several people unexpectedly walk right into the hole and are badly injured.
By the time the ambulance arrives and brings the victims to the hospital it is often too late to sa...
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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!
Why is development in airplane engineering so slow?
Everyone is afraid to make a ground breaking design.