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Faa Jokes

Merry Christmas from the FAA

Santa decided to make sure that his equipment was working. He hitched up the reindeer and ran pre-flight tests on the sleigh. Everything was just fine. As he swung up into the seat, he sees a man wearing a trenchcoat and carrying a shotgun walking towards him.

The man smiles and says, "Hi! I'...

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The FAA said that Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut.

Since he went to space and came back in a giant dick isn't he a seaman?

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:

“Air Force one just took a number two, over”

The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max...

... they might throw it under the Airbus.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

According to all the laws of aviation, it should be impossible for a bee to fly.

This is because no bee has filed a permit with the FAA.

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