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What do you call an emo with a flat chest?

a cutting board

I'm having a really tough time coming up with new phrases to put onto custom cutting boards...

I guess I have writer's block.

i was cutting boards at work...

i was cutting boards at work, as i went to bring my saw down to do a cut a rabbit jumped right on the cutting table and got cut right in half, my boss ran over and said "you just chopped that rabbit in half" and i said "no i cut it in half" to which he responded "now you are just splitting hairs

A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

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