The year 2192

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. He leaves a ceremonial letter. For reasons lost in time, this letter is always unsigned. Ceremonial garb includes a suit that looks like it was made for a someone of an entirely different si...

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Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon

Two tightropes are side by side.

One is made of polyester, the other nylon.

The tightrope walker makes it across the polyester rope with no trouble, but on her way back across the nylon line, the rope gives a little too much, and she falls to the net.

The polyester rope looks over in disappointment. "That was a disg...

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The municipal philharmonic symphony and chorus were rehearsing....

The municipal philharmonic symphony and
chorus were rehearsing Symphony No. 9 by Ludwig Von Beethoven. Since
the chorus doesn't enter until the final movement, the singers were
becoming very bored - especially the men in the back row. Then the
basses had a clever idea. During break, th...

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I'm a guitarist!

A guy walks into a store, walks up to the counter and says " I would like a set of nylon strings, a set of steel strings, a loop pedal and 3 picks please."

The owner says " You're a fucking drummer aren't you?"

"No, no, I'm a guitarist!"

"You're a fucking drummer!"

"How d...

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toe curl

A virgin is finally getting his groove on with a willing young lady for the first time. Afterwards he's got a few questions about the experience and has to ask, What's the deal with your toes curling up every time I put my dick in you. Well she responded, you were so eager to get it on you didn't gi...

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Long - The new ranch hand

An attractive, middle-aged farm wife suddenly finds herself widowed. She doesn't want to give up the farm, so she puts out an ad for a Ranch hand.

A strapping young man applies and is quickly hired. She is still grieving, and so she keeps her distance from him, out of respect for her deceased...

The Dead Businessman!!

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for...

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