I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese?
This is the whey.
What do Mountain Turks and cottage cheese have in common?
They’re both just Kurds.
"Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken soup!"
"That's all right, sir. There are no cottages in our cottage cheese, either."
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
[OC] What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together?
Cottage cheese
What cheese lives in a small house?
Cottage cheese
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"
His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
Defiantly s...
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
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