Dude 1: Hey there man, you know where I can get a protein shake around here?
Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell
My friend tried to convince me "whey" is spelled "whfey"
There's no f in whey
I was at the grocery store deciding if I should buy a $40 jug of whey protein
So I asked my friend, to which he replied:"Just btw"
I was going to buy a load of whey protein powder today.
It's always better to buy it in bulk.
How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?
This is the whey
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"
Okay, I'll try another one...
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
Along came a spider who sat down beside him...
What did the vegetarian body builder say after he found out he was gluten intolerant?
There ain't no whey!
Ain’t nobody going to stop me from getting cheese byproduct.
I always get my whey.
I asked the Mandalorian what he was drinking after a workout.
"This is the whey."
Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . .
He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.
These days whey manufacturers are against selling to adults.
Their products are pro teen.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
No whey Jose.
[Long] A body builder was showing off in the mirror at his gym.
Able to lift twice the weight of anyone else around, he routinely boasted about how he was the greatest and everyone else was beneath him while drinking his huge container of protein shake.
One day, after seeing a new extremely attractive woman at the gym, he decided to show off some more by...
Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut...
This is the whey.
What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both had curds in their whey.
"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again...
"Life finds a whey."
People ask whether I’ll make cheese in my afterlife. I tell them,
“There’s no whey in hell.”
How do bodybuilders combat coronavirus?
Weightlifting forums are the worst when it comes to getting information and advice on protein.
There's always some meathead a-hole that has to whey in.
Bodybuilders agree on most methods of building muscle...
...but they can never agree on which is the best whey.
A man walks into a juice bar and orders a smoothie. The Mexican behind the counter says "would you like to add any milk protein?"
The man responds, "No whey Jose."
What did the man say when he got lost in a cheese factory?
"Excuse me sir, can you show me the whey?"
Two bros were chatting it up at the gym between sets.
1: hey bro, you won’t believe it. 2: what, bro? 1: someone stole all my protein powder 2: no whey!
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
What did the weightlifter say when he ran out of protein supplement?
I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.
This Is The Whey
Why is it risky for kids with dairy allergies to attend Christmas Eve church services?
There's a whey in the manger.
What do you call a Mexican body builder who doesn’t take diet supplements?
No Whey Jose!
Someone asked me if I wanted a protein bar.
I said no Whey.
My new girlfriend told me she doesn’t eat dairy products.
I said “No whey!”
What’s the difference between milk and cheese?
Cheese lost it’s whey in life
There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders
They always have to get their whey
A man smokes some weed and goes to buy some protein powder
He gets to the store but realizes that protein powder is super expensive. He decides to steal it, as it was a high whey robbery
My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning.
But that's whey past my bedtime.
My body-building Italian uncle died....
He pasta whey.
what do you call it when you use milk to make protein drinks?
"Dude, I just curdled and strained milk!"
"That's impossible! There's no whey!"
Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work?
He always kept looking for new wheys to improve
I asked a cheesemaker to show me his secret ingredient
He said," No Whey!"
A guy walks into a coffee shop
He orders a coffee. The barista asks him if he'd like milk or cream. He responds "I'm allergic to the protein in milk." The barista replies "No whey?"
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
Why was the protein self-conscious?
Because of how much it wheys
The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.
Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
My friend told me he can’t drink milk. I asked him if he is lactose intolerant. He said he is actually allergic to the milk protein.
I said “No whey!”
Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?
There were curds in their whey.
I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.
They told him, "No whey, José."
Did you know that you can’t make cheese without Jesus?
Because He is the whey
"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy."
"No whey, man."
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
I was complaining about my lack of muscle growth to a buddy of mine in the gym...
Me: I come here everyday, 3 hours each day and I look the same as I did 6 months ago.
Buddy: No whey!
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gluten free cereal.
I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"
I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.
But there was no whey.
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk.
I'm in whey over my head.
I'll never run out of protein powder
There'd be no whey!
Protein shakes are really expensive....
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Thanksgiving Boobs sale
Just came back from another universe. People there celebrate thanksgiving with oven-roasted human-female Boobs. I went to boobs market to shop boobs, and I was so surprised with the variety of boobs on sale. Black boobs were priced 100 per lb, white boobs were 200 per lb but Chinese boobs were 1500 ...
What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie?
Fifty Shakes of Whey.
I recently took up cheesemaking
All my friends were like, "No whey!"
My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder.
He said "No whey!"
I'll be here all night.
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments?
I just started working out and taking supplements
Am feeling whey better now
Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein?
Because they eat whey too much
What did one bodybuilder ask the other?
How much do you whey bro?
How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?
Because it's whey strained.
My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...
...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
Who knew Peter Frampton was such a committed vegetarian?
Always singing "I want you to show me the whey."
How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?
You've had whey too much!
What is the top selling protein with Jewish People (May be offensive)
I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake....
But I can show you the whey
I found a spider in my protein powder today
I politely asked him to get out of my whey.
Two Mexican body builders
have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become illegal. Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"
My friend told me about a new supplement to radically increase your muscle growth...
I told him "no way!" and he replied "actually it's all whey."