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Whey Jokes

Anyone know what a whey is??

Apparently my dad just passed one.

Did you folks hear about the protein shake factory explosion in Uganda?

There was nothing left but *de whey*

Have you heard the story about the guy who drowned at the cheesemaking factory?

It's whey over the top

What does President Erdogan have in common with Little Miss Muffet?

They both have Kurds in their whey

A bodybuilder asked his doctor: "what's better, whey protein, or pea protein?"

"Weigh protein, of course!" replied the doctor. "For one thing, weighing protein isn't a potential sign of kidney failure."

Why did Little Miss Muffet buy a GPS for her tuffet?

Because she kept losing her whey.

My friend tried to convince me "whey" is spelled "whfey"

There's no f in whey

What did the yogurt say when it found out that the Greek yogurt has more protein?

"No whey!"

Why did the body builder buy expired protein powder?

There was no other whey.

What the the dairy farmer say to the Mandalorian?

This is the whey.

Met my first Mandalorian today

He was a Wisconsin dairy farmer, took me on a tour of a Mando dairy. First, he showed me the snack curd-making facility, then pointed and said,

“This is the whey.”

I was at the grocery store deciding if I should buy a $40 jug of whey protein

So I asked my friend, to which he replied:"Just btw"

Two dairy farmers are in a bar talking shop.

Dairy farmer 1: I’ve discovered a method of making cheese that results in 100% curds.

Dairy farmer 2: no whey!

These days whey manufacturers are against selling to adults.

Their products are pro teen.

I threw out the curds

This is the whey.

Bodybuilders agree on most methods of building muscle...

but they can never agree on which is the best whey.

How do bodybuilders combat coronavirus?

Whey Isolate

What did the weight lifter say after he bought the wrong protein powder?

No whey.

The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...

..."This is the whey"



(Sorry)

There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders

They always have to get their whey

Doctor: you’re allergic to milk

Me: No whey?

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder

What a whey to go

Protein shakes are really expensive....

Whey expensive.

I was going to buy a load of whey protein powder today.

It's always better to buy it in bulk.

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A women wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so she went to a professional sex therapist. The Therapist went through an exhaustive list and importantly how to look sexy, which is to gently bite your lips and raise your eyebrows suggestively.

the next morning the women was in tears... she called the therapist and explained that not only did it not worked but it had completely ruin the mood. The therapist then proceeded to ask here her intimate details ( did you wear the lingerie, perfume, etc ) and could not figure out whey it didn't w...

I just shot my protein all over my desk, pants, floor and my sheets nearby even though my hand was covering the tip.

Note to self, don't mix whey protein with sparkling water, it will explode.

I was complaining about my lack of muscle growth to a buddy of mine in the gym...

Me: I come here everyday, 3 hours each day and I look the same as I did 6 months ago.

Buddy: No whey!

I went to a cheese making factory

They talked about a special kind of milk that they used that produced only curds.

I was like "no whey!!"

The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder.

It was a whey in a manger.

MOVE CHEESE!!

Get out of the whey!!

Credit to some youtuber.

Two dead bodybuilders meet each other in hell

Dude 1: Hey there man, you know where I can get a protein shake around here?


Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell

Gym bro #1: "Bro, we're out of protein powder."

Gym bro #2: "No whey..."

Did you know Mandalorians love blue-milk cottage cheese?

This is the whey.

What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle?

This is the whey.

I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder

We decided to go our separate wheys

How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction?

No whey, Hose A.

What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder?

No-whey Jose.

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?

This is the whey.

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gluten free cereal.

I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"

A man walks into a juice bar and orders a smoothie. The Mexican behind the counter says "would you like to add any milk protein?"

The man responds, "No whey Jose."

People ask whether I’ll make cheese in my afterlife. I tell them,

“There’s no whey in hell.”

My friend says that heavy cream is pure fat.

My friend says that heavy cream is pure fat; to which I replied no, it’s whey more.

What did the man say when he got lost in a cheese factory?

"Excuse me sir, can you show me the whey?"

My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning.

But that's whey past my bedtime.

I feel like there is good pun potential...

in the intersection of weigh, way, and whey, but I can't quite get it to come out smoothie.

How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?

This is the whey

My new girlfriend told me she doesn’t eat dairy products.

I said “No whey!”

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.

They told him, "No whey, José."

What did the vegetarian body builder say after he found out he was gluten intolerant?

There ain't no whey!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"


Okay, I'll try another one...


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

Along came a spider who sat down beside him...

Ain’t nobody going to stop me from getting cheese byproduct.

I always get my whey.

what do you call it when you use milk to make protein drinks?

Milky-Whey.

Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . .

He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.

"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again...

"Life finds a whey."

Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today

Guess I should've prepared whey in advance

Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut...

This is the whey.

Two bros were chatting it up at the gym between sets.

1: hey bro, you won’t believe it.
2: what, bro?
1: someone stole all my protein powder
2: no whey!

Weightlifting forums are the worst when it comes to getting information and advice on protein.

There's always some meathead a-hole that has to whey in.

Did you hear about the accident at the milk noodle factory?

One of the workers fell into the machinery and they weren't able to stop it in time. He's unfortunately pasta whey.

"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy."

"No whey, man."

Someone asked me if I wanted a protein bar.

I said no Whey.

What do you call a Mexican body builder who doesn’t take diet supplements?

No Whey Jose!

Why is it risky for kids with dairy allergies to attend Christmas Eve church services?

There's a whey in the manger.

I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.

This Is The Whey

What’s the difference between milk and cheese?

Cheese lost it’s whey in life

I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.

I told him "No whey, Jose"

Did you know that you can’t make cheese without Jesus?

Because He is the whey

A man smokes some weed and goes to buy some protein powder

He gets to the store but realizes that protein powder is super expensive. He decides to steal it, as it was a high whey robbery

I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk.

I'm in whey over my head.

I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.

Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."

A guy walks into a coffee shop

He orders a coffee. The barista asks him if he'd like milk or cream. He responds "I'm allergic to the protein in milk." The barista replies "No whey?"

I asked a cheesemaker to show me his secret ingredient

He said," No Whey!"

Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?

There were curds in their whey.

My friend told me he can’t drink milk. I asked him if he is lactose intolerant. He said he is actually allergic to the milk protein.

I said “No whey!”

What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie?

Fifty Shakes of Whey.

The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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Thanksgiving Boobs sale

Just came back from another universe. People there celebrate thanksgiving with oven-roasted human-female Boobs. I went to boobs market to shop boobs, and I was so surprised with the variety of boobs on sale. Black boobs were priced 100 per lb, white boobs were 200 per lb but Chinese boobs were 1500 ...

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder.

He said "No whey!"

I'll be here all night.

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