The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...
..."This is the whey"
What does the Mandalorian say during pre-workout?
"This is the whey"
My friend tried to convince me "whey" is spelled "whfey"
There's no f in whey
I was at the grocery store deciding if I should buy a $40 jug of whey protein
So I asked my friend, to which he replied:"Just btw"
These days whey manufacturers are against selling to adults.
Their products are pro teen.
What's the difference between Little Miss Muffet and President Erdogan?
Nothing. Little Miss Muffet also had curds in her whey.
What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?
This is the whey.
Two dead bodybuilders meet each other in hell
Dude 1: Hey there man, you know where I can get a protein shake around here?
Dude 2: There’s no whey in hell
How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction?
No whey, Hose A.
What does the Mandalorian say after he starts a new diet to gain more muscle?
This is the whey.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
No whey Jose.
I was going to buy a load of whey protein powder today.
It's always better to buy it in bulk.
I feel like there is good pun potential...
in the intersection of weigh, way, and whey, but I can't quite get it to come out smoothie.
I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder
We decided to go our separate wheys
What do call a Hispanic fella that ran out of protein powder?
What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein?
My friend says that heavy cream is pure fat.
My friend says that heavy cream is pure fat; to which I replied no, it’s whey more.
How does a Roman get buff?
How does a Mandalorian win a bodybuilding competition?
This is the whey
Ain’t nobody going to stop me from getting cheese byproduct.
I always get my whey.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"
Okay, I'll try another one...
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
Along came a spider who sat down beside him...
What did the vegetarian body builder say after he found out he was gluten intolerant?
There ain't no whey!
Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut...
This is the whey.
People ask whether I’ll make cheese in my afterlife. I tell them,
“There’s no whey in hell.”
"It baffles me, that bacteria can thrive, even when being turned into cheese. It seems like a such a hostile environment! Then again...
"Life finds a whey."
[Long] A body builder was showing off in the mirror at his gym.
Able to lift twice the weight of anyone else around, he routinely boasted about how he was the greatest and everyone else was beneath him while drinking his huge container of protein shake.
One day, after seeing a new extremely attractive woman at the gym, he decided to show off some more by...
Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . .
He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
How do bodybuilders combat coronavirus?
A man walks into a juice bar and orders a smoothie. The Mexican behind the counter says "would you like to add any milk protein?"
The man responds, "No whey Jose."
What did the man say when he got lost in a cheese factory?
"Excuse me sir, can you show me the whey?"
Weightlifting forums are the worst when it comes to getting information and advice on protein.
There's always some meathead a-hole that has to whey in.
Bodybuilders agree on most methods of building muscle...
...but they can never agree on which is the best whey.
What did the weight lifter say after he bought the wrong protein powder?
Two bros were chatting it up at the gym between sets.
1: hey bro, you won’t believe it. 2: what, bro? 1: someone stole all my protein powder 2: no whey!
My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning.
But that's whey past my bedtime.
Why is it risky for kids with dairy allergies to attend Christmas Eve church services?
There's a whey in the manger.
What do you call a Mexican body builder who doesn’t take diet supplements?
No Whey Jose!
My new girlfriend told me she doesn’t eat dairy products.
I said “No whey!”
There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders
They always have to get their whey
I learned the Mandalorian stays ripped by drinking his own brand of protein powder.
This Is The Whey
What’s the difference between milk and cheese?
Cheese lost it’s whey in life
I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.
They told him, "No whey, José."
Someone asked me if I wanted a protein bar.
I said no Whey.
My body-building Italian uncle died....
He pasta whey.
what do you call it when you use milk to make protein drinks?
Why was the protein powder maker never satisfied with his work?
He always kept looking for new wheys to improve
A man smokes some weed and goes to buy some protein powder
He gets to the store but realizes that protein powder is super expensive. He decides to steal it, as it was a high whey robbery
Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today
Guess I should've prepared whey in advance
I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
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gluten free cereal.
I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it "NO FUCKING WHEY!"
I asked a cheesemaker to show me his secret ingredient
He said," No Whey!"
A guy walks into a coffee shop
He orders a coffee. The barista asks him if he'd like milk or cream. He responds "I'm allergic to the protein in milk." The barista replies "No whey?"
I once asked a cheese maker if there was any way he could make me a block of cheddar using soy milk.
Hey said, "I'm sorry, but there's no whey."
"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy."
"No whey, man."
My friend told me he can’t drink milk. I asked him if he is lactose intolerant. He said he is actually allergic to the milk protein.
I said “No whey!”
Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?
There were curds in their whey.
Did you know that you can’t make cheese without Jesus?
Because He is the whey
The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
Protein shakes are really expensive....
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Thanksgiving Boobs sale
Just came back from another universe. People there celebrate thanksgiving with oven-roasted human-female Boobs. I went to boobs market to shop boobs, and I was so surprised with the variety of boobs on sale. Black boobs were priced 100 per lb, white boobs were 200 per lb but Chinese boobs were 1500 ...
I was complaining about my lack of muscle growth to a buddy of mine in the gym...
Me: I come here everyday, 3 hours each day and I look the same as I did 6 months ago.
Buddy: No whey!
I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.
But there was no whey.
I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk.
I'm in whey over my head.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie?
Fifty Shakes of Whey.
I'll never run out of protein powder
There'd be no whey!
My lifting buddy was shocked when I told him that we were out of protein powder.
He said "No whey!"
I'll be here all night.
I want an after workout snack but forgot to get more protein powder.
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments?
I just started working out and taking supplements
Am feeling whey better now
How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?
Because it's whey strained.
What did one bodybuilder ask the other?
How much do you whey bro?
Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein?
Because they eat whey too much
The Kurds want independence
but they can't always get their whey.
My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...
...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
Who knew Peter Frampton was such a committed vegetarian?
Always singing "I want you to show me the whey."
How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?
You've had whey too much!