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The "Odyssey" by Homer

It's basically just a story about a man who lies to his wife about why he's late.

I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house

I am home, but he was Homer.

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What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?

A Homer-Sexual

Me and the wife just bought a new van

You Odyssey it

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A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:


The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.


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I just saw a couple having sex on their Accord

It's really something you Odyssey for yourself.

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What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars?

Super Honda Odyssey

I’m sorry

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

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I was at E3...

I saw so much advertisement for Super Mario Odyssey as well as a lot of merchandise. I thought about it for a second. There really is a lot of Mario merchandise. I turn to my friend, "Man, you know, there really is Super Mario stuff everywhere. He's such a recognizable character, they put him on eve...

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