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A chicken walks into a library...

The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:

"Book!"

The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.

"Book,...

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What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?

A Homer-Sexual

I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house

I am home, but he was Homer.

Did you see the movie about how a letter of the alphabet went on an odyssey to find the meaning of life?

It was full of E-motion

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I just saw a couple having sex on their Accord

It's really something you Odyssey for yourself.

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What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars?

Super Honda Odyssey

I’m sorry

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

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