What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds?
This is the whey.
Be very careful if someone offers you fries, gravy, and cheese curds with raspberries on top.
I’ve heard of people trying to poison raspoutine.
My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.
It's just his daily poutine.
I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.
But there was no whey.
As I was having lunch a few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.
It’s just a curd to me.
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
What's the difference between Little Miss Muffet and President Erdogan?
Nothing. Little Miss Muffet also had curds in her whey.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"
Okay, I'll try another one...
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
Along came a spider who sat down beside him...
My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke
Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...
Trump must have never eaten a thanksgiving poutine...
Anyone who has could tell you curds and turkey don’t get along.
Turkey has just banned cheese...
It seems they have issues with the curds.
Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?
There were curds in their whey.
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A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin?
It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!