My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning.

It's just his daily poutine.

What do cheese curds and covid-19 have in common?

You can get both at the bars in Wisconsin.

Be very careful if someone offers you fries, gravy, and cheese curds with raspberries on top.

I’ve heard of people trying to poison raspoutine.

I had a random thought right now: cheese really isn't that great.

It's just a curd to me.

I've come to the realization that tofu is overrated.

It's just a curd to me.

I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum

And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"


Okay, I'll try another one...


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Eating his Christmas pie.

Along came a spider who sat down beside him...

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What do cheese call sex?

The curds and the bries

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Yes I'm sober

My younger brother took his life 3 years ago. Always a comedian, here’s his cheesiest joke

Farmesan the dairy farmer is feeling bleu because of a string of falls he's been suffering. He calls up his doctor, Dr. Edam JaColby, and tells him "Doc, I'm in so much paineer!"and schedules an appointment. So Farmesan carephilly stumbles over to the clinic. "You mozzarella needed to see me cause y...

What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had curds in their whey.

Why is it impossible to find decent poutine in the USA?

Because they left the curds to rot.

Trump must have never eaten a thanksgiving poutine...

Anyone who has could tell you curds and turkey don’t get along.

Turkey has just banned cheese...

It seems they have issues with the curds.

Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?

There were curds in their whey.

Why did the cheese clog the toilet?

Because it filled it up with curds!

Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin?

It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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