I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)

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Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?

There were curds in their whey.

Turkey has just banned cheese...

It seems they have issues with the curds.

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A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company

*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*

Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin?

It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.

What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common?

They both have curds in their whey.

Tofu is really overrated

It's just a curd to me.

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd?

She dropped her curds and WHEY!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!