What do you call a cheese factory from the Middle East?
Cheeses of Nazareth
President Trump just banned shredded cheeses.
He wants to Make America Grate Again
A bunch a cheeses got together to start a religion a long time ago.
They worship cheesus christ our grate lord and savior. The religion could be cheddar, but it's aged well. A few holes in their thinking, and I personally wouldn't swiss over anytime soon. Gouda them though for uniting themselves, but holy cow does their religion stink.
Swiss Cheese was recently declared the official cheese of the Catholic Church.
It’s the holiest of cheeses.