How does one handle a container of delicate cheeses?
Very Caerphilly
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President Trump just banned shredded cheeses.
He wants to Make America Grate Again
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What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
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Not all cheeses are made the same.
In fact, edam is made backwards!
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What do Christians and mice have in common?
They both worship cheeses
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Germany is telling its citizens to stock up on sausages and cheeses as the fear of Covid grows
It’s the wurst-kase scenario
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My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses
... they want to make America grate again
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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?
In a Parma-John.
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What do you call a secret society of cheeses?
The Hallouminati.
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Is there a name for a gang of cheeses?
Posse-brie
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Swiss Cheese was recently declared the official cheese of the Catholic Church.
It’s the holiest of cheeses.
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I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.
I camembert it.
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I've come up with a new menu item for our local gastropub...
It's a wooden plank, with boiled eggs, Brussel sprouts, cabbage, pungent cheeses and different types of bean salads. They can call it a "Shart-Tooterie board".
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