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Cheeses Jokes

How does one handle a container of delicate cheeses?

Very Caerphilly

President Trump just banned shredded cheeses.

He wants to Make America Grate Again

What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?

A fromage fray.

Not all cheeses are made the same.

In fact, edam is made backwards!

What do Christians and mice have in common?

They both worship cheeses

Germany is telling its citizens to stock up on sausages and cheeses as the fear of Covid grows

It’s the wurst-kase scenario

My local Trump-supporting grocery store has stopped selling all pre-shredded cheeses

... they want to make America grate again

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What do you call a secret society of cheeses?

The Hallouminati.

Is there a name for a gang of cheeses?

Posse-brie

Swiss Cheese was recently declared the official cheese of the Catholic Church.

It’s the holiest of cheeses.

I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses.

I camembert it.

I've come up with a new menu item for our local gastropub...

It's a wooden plank, with boiled eggs, Brussel sprouts, cabbage, pungent cheeses and different types of bean salads.
They can call it a "Shart-Tooterie board".

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