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Polyphemus Jokes

Who did Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

What did Polyphemus the cyclops say when his wife asked him how she looked?

"Sorry, no idea."

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A Little Greek Humor

Nobody:


Polyphemus: Okay, first off that was a real dick move.

Nobody showed up to my 16th birthday party,

I congratulated him on his win against Polyphemus and we started the party.

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