What do you call a plagiarized work of Homer?

A fraudyssey

Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.

Albert Einstein says “If I can’t answer your question, i’ll give you a million dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.”

Homer says “ok”

Albert Einstein says “I’ll start: What is the capital of France?”

Homer says “lol idk”

Homer gives E...

What game does Homer Simpson always lose?

Tic Tac Doh!

Why did the Italian Homer Simpson buy his wife cheese?

Because it was Formaggio

I went to the doctors with hearing problems

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"

What was Homer's favorite letter?

Wine-dark C.

If Homer Simpson goes to see the Scottish Play, what beer does he drink at the Globe?

MacDuff.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son?

he realized he was a Bartender

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...

It's full of trojans!!

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

I visited the doctors yesterday

Because I've had trouble with my hearing. I sat down in front of the doctor and he asked what the matter was. I explained I had trouble hearing the past few days, he asked if I could explain the symptoms. I said "Marge has blue hair and homers fat"

Things need to know about me

A. Bad at grammar

B. Bad at titles

C. Grammar

D. Repetitive

H. Don't know the alphabet

5. Inconsistent

7. Don't know number line

12. Repetitive

237. Too ambitious

(239) Inconsistent

(6) Childish

(7) Easily distracted
...

I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house

I am home, but he was Homer.

Doctor: I understand you're experiencing hearing difficulties. Please describe the symptoms.

Patient: Well, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

That same guy in your pool? Bob

Same guy in your hot tub? Stew

Sitting under your car that's missing a wheel? Jack

Same guy on your porch? Matt

Same guy getting hit with a baseball bat? Homer

Same guy lying in a pile of leaves? Russel

What do you...

So my friend had some issue with his hearing....

My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."

Hard of Hearing

I went to the Doctors yesterday as my ears were a bit blocked and I couldn't hear too well.
The Doctor asked if I could describe the symptoms, I told him the Father is called Homer and is fat and his wife is called Marge with big blue hair.

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What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish?

Homer-sexual

An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms.

He says, "they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair".

[Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)

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