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What brand of mint do they have at Mental Health Clinics?

Dementos

An unemployed engineer opens a clinic...

He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently.

Abortion clinics should be banned

Those doctors demonstrate a complete lack of humanity. Spawn killing is a filthy tactic.

Why are abortion clinics like a trip to Chuck E Cheese?

It brings out the kid in you

Why are hospitals and clinics always kept cold?

To keep the vegetables fresh.

Abortion clinics really don't get the credit they deserve.

I mean, they're killin it out there.

Doctors at euthanasia clinics think they are better than everyone else

They are are always putting someone down.

Domino’s pizza has just opened a chain of VD clinics!

It’s for after you’ve had the hots with the box with the dots....

People who are pro-life shouldn't protest clinics...

...they should be protesting cemeteries.

Credit to Bill Hicks.

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A mother takes her daughter to a clinic

She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite, and even missed a period.

The doctor examines her, orders a bloodwork, and tells them to come back later in the evening.

The mom and girl come back. The doctor announces that the g...

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