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The White House has announced that they are recruiting volunteers for phase three clinical trials of Clorox as a treatment for COVID-19. There are only two prerequisites for participants...

The participants must be at least 18 years old, and must be registered Democrats.

An antivaxer has a heart attack. He's rushed to ER, but during the emergency surgery, his heart stops, rendering him clinically dead.

Before he knows it, he's face to face with none other than God himself, Author of the Universe, Maker of All. God smiles beatifically and says, “Don't worry. The doctors working on you are good; you'll be back in no time. But as long as you're here, do you have any questions you'd like to ask?”
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When cops arrest a clinically insane person...

...are they busting a nut?

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Sex and happiness

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office.



After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the therapy s...

What idiot decided to call it “randomized clinical trial with placebo”

And not “trick or treatment”

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression.

What a sad state of affairs.

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What is the clinical term for a "Yard Sale"

Faecal transplantation. Because your shit, becomes my shit!

How many clinical psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you call a cantaloupe with clinical depression?

Melon-choly

So I was part of a double blind clinical study...

So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.

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