full disclosure, this isn't my joke, was sent to me
I knew a bloke who was a massive fan of tractors his whole life.
When he was a kid, he didn't have toy cars or posters of lambos on his bedroom wall, he had toy tractors and trailers and posters of the latest John Deeres.
A sprinter is training one day when he beats the world record.
After this he wakes up in the hospital with a concussion and a completely shattered foot. "I'm afraid this happens sometimes in jokes," says the doctor, "and frankly you got off lightly. You reached the limit of what the laws of physics allow for and hit the fourth wall."
"Does this mean I...
A short tale of Timmy
Timmy loved tractors. When he was growing up his room was covered in them. He had tractor wallpaper, a tractor bed, tractor sheets, tractor pillowcases and not to mention all of the tractor toys which he would lovingly play with every day.
On Timmy's 13th birthday his parents decided to take...