What is it called when a dentist makes a mistake?

Accidental

A man is at the dentist and he says “Doc, I think I’m a moth!”

“Sounds like you need a psychiatrist,” says the dentist, “Why did you come to see me?”
The man replies “Eh, the light was on...”

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I went to see a dentist.

After examining my mouth: "There's something wrong with your taste bud."


"What is it?" I asked.

He said, "Well, for a first, those shoes are fucking hideous."

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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Mark remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.The dentist ...

The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. Know what they gave him?

A little plaque.

What will the Monster eat after the Dentist pulled out his teeth?

The Dentist

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty / 2:30

I fell in love with a Dentist, she broke up with me.

Now my heart has a cavity no one can fill.

What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!

When my dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...

Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…

A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ...

I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist

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A joke from my grandfather who was a dentist for 40 years

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because everywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown,

I thought "recognition at last"

Why did the British Dentist regret giving the entitled man a crown

The patient started acting like a tyrant

A woman walked into the dentist's clinic very nervously and said, "I'm scared. I'd rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out."

"Fine with me," said the dentist, "but I'll have to adjust the chair."

My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed.

I was like "Doc, you were there".

I took my father to the dentist.

My father is very old and frail, so he needs help when he leaves the house. The other day, I had to take him to the dentist.

Due to Covid-19 protocols, every person who went into the building had to have a temperature check. There was a lady and her mother in front of us, and when checked, t...

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there wtf

I've been to the dentist a few times before,

so I know the drill.

What will the dentist give you for $1?

Buck teeth!

What time of day makes dentists the most money?

When it's 2:30.

An old lady walked into dentist's office

And took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.
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Dentist said, "I think you are in wrong room."
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"You put in my husband's teeth last week",
She replied."Now you have to remove them."

My Tounge during a dentist appointment is a lot like my life: I have no clue what to do with it

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Dentist warns his patient, “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s OK, I’ll handle it.”


The dentist sighs, “For a while now, I’ve been having an affair with your wife.”

Where do dentists go hiking?

Mount Brushmore.

What did the dentist say to his wife on the wedding night?

Open wide, please!

I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...

...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.

My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed

I said “you should know that, you were there”.

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A man goes to the dentist.

A man goes to the dentist. The dentist tells him he is going to remove a few teeth and will give him some gas to numb the pain. Suddenly the man exclaimed that he hates gas and won't do it. So the dentist tries a different approach. He tries an injection but again the man exclaimed that he is scared...

I hold my boyfriend and my dentist to the same standard...

They're not allowed to ask me open ended questions when they're in my mouth.

Dentist:

I have fillings for you...

How do dentists practice what they do?

They run drills!

Santa goes to the dentist...

... complaining about his dentures wearing out.


"It seems like they're corroding, doc! What am I doing wrong?"


The dentist looked concerned. "Have there been any changes to your diet?"


"As a matter of fact," said Santa, "Mrs Claus has started making a wonderful holla...

Fergus goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction.

$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentists reply.

"Och huv ye nay got unythin cheaper," replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," replied the dentist.

"What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?" asked Fergus hopefully. <...

Did you know , Vatican gives a special place of work to pope's dentist

It's called The Listerine Chapel

My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

I said ... "I drink it"

I used to know some good dentist jokes

But I need to brush up on them

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A man walks into the dentist office and after the dentist exam him , he says,that tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novacaine and I’ll be back in a few minutes.

The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes ba...

Be kind to dentists...

They have fillings too.

My dentist said mouthwash was good for me

So I went home and drank the whole bottle




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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

What did the dentist say looking at my teeth?

Brace yourself!!

What do you call a dentist who’s just had a minor car accident?

Dent-ist

So there was an N2O leak in the dentist's office....

I had to hold the urge to not say "What's that funny smell?"

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9 out of 10 dentists agree...

That the one other dentist is shit at their job.

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A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill....

Dentist time!

Me: “Hi I’d like to book an appointment please, my filling has fallen out and I’m in a lot of pain.”

Dentist: “Iet’s see what we can do...... 2.30?”

Me. “Yes! Very much so. That’s why I’m ringing!”

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling

An old lady goes to a dentist, lies on his table, drops her panties and stretches her legs

The dentist says “I’m not a gynecologist.” She says “I know, I need my husband’s teeth back.”

I've been a dentist for ten years.

This is the first time I'm getting a cavity search at the airport.

Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get his teeth crowned.

I don't mind going to the dentist.

My tongue hates it, though. He always gets depressed.

:)

A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled.

The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?"

She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”

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my dentist is also a stripper

she can't stop flashing her teeths

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Why are you putting your sexy lingerie? It's just a dentist appointment after all.

\- Yeah, but what if he is a pervert?

A dentist meets a handsome man at the park.

He asks for her number, and she gives it to him.

Later in the afternoon, he calls her and asks her out to dinner, she accepts.

When they sit down at the table to eat, they both take their masks off, he gives out a huge smile.

She gets up and says, “It’s not going to work.”

Why did the dentist and the manicurist get divorced?

Because they fought tooth and nail.

I got thrown out of the dentist's surgery for dancing.

I mean, he's the one who asked me to floss...

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.

But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

What do you call a boat full of dentists?

A tooth ferry

Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual...

An old lady went to visit her dentist.

When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.

The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist."

"I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”

My dentist asked me if I brush regularly.

"Yes," I replied. "And if you don't believe me, ask our pet horse. We share a toothbrush."

So I’m at the dentist yesterday...

So I’m at the dentist yesterday, the dentist has a needle deep in my gums. As he’s concentrating, he casually says, “how are fat chicks and bricks alike?” I was like “au-ha-oa-iea” (his hand still in my mouth) He goes “welp, sooner or later their gonna get laid by a Mexican.”

True story.

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.



"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.
"Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the de...

My dentist said I need braces, but I needed to pay something upfront.

So I asked him "wait, do I need braces or a retainer?"

Dentist

Guy goes to the dentist, once on a chair he opens mouth and reveals that all of his teeth are gold

Dentist, confused, asks : What do you want me to do here?

Guy : Install the alarm system

Today I went for a routine medical examination

Everything was going fine, till he stuck a finger right up my bum.

Do you think I need a new dentist?

I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist

They said it wasn’t fair

I asked my dentist to put in a new tooth that matched my other teeth

He put in tooth with 4 cavities.

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A man went to the dentist with a severe toothache. The dentist looked into his mouth and told him he'd have to pull out a rotten tooth. The man said, "Whatever it takes. I can't stand the pain."

The dentist took out a needle and the man
said, "No, I'm scared to death of needles. Can
you use something else to kill the pain?"
The dentist said, "Sure, I'll just give you
some nitrous oxide instead."
The man said, "No can do, Doc. I'm allergic
to gas."
So the dentist gave hi...

Dentist: "You have three cavities. Do you want to have them all filled today?"

"Woah woah, we just met, let's start with fixing my teeth, then we'll see about that"

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High School Reunion

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which showed is full name.

Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could this be the same g...

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous

So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves:

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” He asked.

“No, I don't.” She replied.

“Well.” He spoofed. “There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in...

Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City. They get on and off at the same stations, and having done it for years they occasionally nod greetings or even exchange a “good morning.”

One of them looked really unhappy one day and the other said “I know we haven’t been introduced but if you don’t mind me saying it you do look a bit peaky.”
“My false teeth are killing me.”
“Hmmm. If you let me have a good look I may be able to help you.”
“Oh please do...”
“Give me a da...

What does a dentist call his x-rays?

Tooth pics

A guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?"

The guy says, "I am a moth."

The dentist says, "Excuse me?"

The guy again says, "I am a moth."

The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist."

The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "So what are you doing here?...

What is a dentists favorite number?

2th

What is a dentist's favorite video game?

Enamel Crossing!

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

I was dating a dentist.

I was really confused when she recommended Oral-B.

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I have the body of an athlete

and a dentist, a mcdonalds cashier, a businessman

yeah my basement is a bit crowded

Why dentist don't like PHD holders ?

cause people call them doctors.

Dentist: You need a crown

Patient: Finally somebody who understands me

What did the dentist say when he had to pull a tooth?

"I'm sorry for your floss."

A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”

“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

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What did the Nazi dentist say on reddit?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Did you hear about the golfer that went to the dentist for a filling?

He got a hole in one.

I accidentally called my gynecologist thinking it was my dentist

The person on the other end was horrified when I asked about my routine cleaning

Why was the dentist investigated by the Securities & Exchange Commission?

For incisor trading!

Lately I’ve been looking for love in r/dentists...

Because according to my ex, dating me is like pulling teeth

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

I dated a dentist a while back,

She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Being a dentist was useful professionally.

It opened up a lot of jaws

I have the worst dentist in the world.

He even got a little plaque to prove it.

My dentist told me to open up

I told him I often have trouble putting other people’s words into context

I want my dentist to know he's appreciated..

So every year I give him a little plaque.

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A 40-year-old dentist explains to his new girlfriend why he's remained a virgin.

"My dad said there were teeth in there!"

She strips off and says "Look. No teeth."

Shocked, he replies, "No wonder with those gums!"

Yo mama so stupid...

...she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth.

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