What is it called when a dentist makes a mistake?

Accidental

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I went to see a dentist.

After examining my mouth: "There's something wrong with your taste bud."


"What is it?" I asked.

He said, "Well, for a first, those shoes are fucking hideous."

A man is at the dentist and he says “Doc, I think I’m a moth!”

“Sounds like you need a psychiatrist,” says the dentist, “Why did you come to see me?”
The man replies “Eh, the light was on...”

My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?"

I said "Yes, I'm ready."

He said "I'm sleeping with your wife."

If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...

....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.

A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."

"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."

What's something a dentist can say but a gynecologist cannot?

I'm a dentist.


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What do you call a bad dentist?

And Awfuldontist

A dentist graduated from Hogwarts...

He’s now known as the “Wizard of Aahhhs”

The local dentist received an award for being the best dentist in town. Know what they gave him?

A little plaque.

Chad goes to the dentist.

Dentist: "So, when's the last time you flossed?"

Chad: "Bro, you don't remember? You were there."

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I 69ed with my girlfriend before a dentist appointment...

This morning I had the amazing opportunity to 69 with my girlfriend, so I did, but afterwards I was concerned because I remembered that I had a dentist appointment.

So I went into the bathroom and brushed my teeth 5 times, mouth washed twice, and on my way to the dentist I popped in 5 mints. ...

My wife asked me what time my dentist appointment is

“Tooth hurty”

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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Mark remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.The dentist ...

What did the dentist say to his girlfriend?

"You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across"

When my dentist reminded me about my husband’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....

We have different dentists...

Dentist: "You need a crown."

Me:”Finally, someone who understands me."

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth

It was accidental

I was at the dentist the other day

Dentist: this is going to hurt a little

Me: it’s ok i’m ready

Dentist: i’ve been sleeping with your mom

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped.

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A joke from my grandfather who was a dentist for 40 years

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because everywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

What will the Monster eat after the Dentist pulled out his teeth?

The Dentist

A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ...

I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist

Dentist always dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there wtf

My dentist told me I'm right on the brink of having tooth decay

He said the situation was precarious.

Why does TSA like to hire dentists as supervisors?

They are already experts in performing cavity searches.

Why were all the ladies checking out the dentist at the night club?

Because he was flossin’...

Buh dum tisssss

What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!

I fell in love with a Dentist, she broke up with me.

Now my heart has a cavity no one can fill.

A woman walked into the dentist's clinic very nervously and said, "I'm scared. I'd rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out."

"Fine with me," said the dentist, "but I'll have to adjust the chair."

I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown,

I thought "recognition at last"

Why did the British Dentist regret giving the entitled man a crown

The patient started acting like a tyrant

I took my father to the dentist.

My father is very old and frail, so he needs help when he leaves the house. The other day, I had to take him to the dentist.

Due to Covid-19 protocols, every person who went into the building had to have a temperature check. There was a lady and her mother in front of us, and when checked, t...

My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed

I said “you should know that, you were there”.

I've been to the dentist a few times before,

so I know the drill.

What will the dentist give you for $1?

Buck teeth!

Dentist warns his patient, “This might be a bit painful.”

Patient: “That’s OK, I’ll handle it.”


The dentist sighs, “For a while now, I’ve been having an affair with your wife.”

Where do dentists go hiking?

Mount Brushmore.

I hold my boyfriend and my dentist to the same standard...

They're not allowed to ask me open ended questions when they're in my mouth.

What did the dentist say to his wife on the wedding night?

Open wide, please!

Did you know , Vatican gives a special place of work to pope's dentist

It's called The Listerine Chapel

An old lady walked into dentist's office

And took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.
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Dentist said, "I think you are in wrong room."
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"You put in my husband's teeth last week",
She replied."Now you have to remove them."

My Tounge during a dentist appointment is a lot like my life: I have no clue what to do with it

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Why did Ben Shapiro become a dentist?

Because plaques don’t care about your fillings.

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A man goes to the dentist.

A man goes to the dentist. The dentist tells him he is going to remove a few teeth and will give him some gas to numb the pain. Suddenly the man exclaimed that he hates gas and won't do it. So the dentist tries a different approach. He tries an injection but again the man exclaimed that he is scared...

How do dentists practice what they do?

They run drills!

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9 out of 10 dentists agree...

That the one other dentist is shit at their job.

My dentist said mouthwash was good for me

So I went home and drank the whole bottle




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My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

I said ... "I drink it"

I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...

...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.

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A man walks into the dentist office and after the dentist exam him , he says,that tooth has to come out. I’m going to give you a shot of Novacaine and I’ll be back in a few minutes.

The man grabs the dentist's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes ba...

Fergus goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction.

$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentists reply.

"Och huv ye nay got unythin cheaper," replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," replied the dentist.

"What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?" asked Fergus hopefully. <...

Be kind to dentists...

They have fillings too.

I used to know some good dentist jokes

But I need to brush up on them

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A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill....

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A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast....

They are catching up on life and swapping stories about work, their grandkids’ birthdays, their recent stock market fortunes, and so on, when the subject of what they’re most proud of comes up.

Gerald, a 35 year old dentist, proudly exclaims, “Of everyone here, I by far, have the largest peni...

Santa goes to the dentist...

... complaining about his dentures wearing out.


"It seems like they're corroding, doc! What am I doing wrong?"


The dentist looked concerned. "Have there been any changes to your diet?"


"As a matter of fact," said Santa, "Mrs Claus has started making a wonderful holla...

So there was an N2O leak in the dentist's office....

I had to hold the urge to not say "What's that funny smell?"

Dentist time!

Me: “Hi I’d like to book an appointment please, my filling has fallen out and I’m in a lot of pain.”

Dentist: “Iet’s see what we can do...... 2.30?”

Me. “Yes! Very much so. That’s why I’m ringing!”

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling

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A man tries to initiate sex with his wife.

She tells him, "I'm sorry, honey. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, so I want to be fresh". Disappointed, the man walks away.

Moments later, the man walks back to his wife and asks, "...You don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?".

I've been a dentist for ten years.

This is the first time I'm getting a cavity search at the airport.

I don't mind going to the dentist.

My tongue hates it, though. He always gets depressed.

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A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled.

The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?"

She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”

An old lady goes to a dentist, lies on his table, drops her panties and stretches her legs

The dentist says “I’m not a gynecologist.” She says “I know, I need my husband’s teeth back.”

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my dentist is also a stripper

she can't stop flashing her teeths

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Why are you putting your sexy lingerie? It's just a dentist appointment after all.

\- Yeah, but what if he is a pervert?

What do you call a boat full of dentists?

A tooth ferry

Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get his teeth crowned.

Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual...

Why did the dentist and the manicurist get divorced?

Because they fought tooth and nail.

I got thrown out of the dentist's surgery for dancing.

I mean, he's the one who asked me to floss...

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An old joke from my parents' home country

At the international dentist convention the dentists from Iraq were displaying their new extraction technique.

With this device you can remove teeth from a patients mouth by entering through the rectum and navigating through their digestive track to pull the tooth out.

A dentist in the...

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An old woman accidentally drops her fake teeth at the park while walking her dog.

She can’t find the teeth anywhere in the tall grass. A man spots her bending over and asks what she lost. “I dropped my false teeth somewhere around here.”

“Oh,” the man says, “that’s no big deal. Here, try this pair on.”

He hands her a set of teeth that are too big for her mouth. He h...

A dentist meets a handsome man at the park.

He asks for her number, and she gives it to him.

Later in the afternoon, he calls her and asks her out to dinner, she accepts.

When they sit down at the table to eat, they both take their masks off, he gives out a huge smile.

She gets up and says, “It’s not going to work.”

So I’m at the dentist yesterday...

So I’m at the dentist yesterday, the dentist has a needle deep in my gums. As he’s concentrating, he casually says, “how are fat chicks and bricks alike?” I was like “au-ha-oa-iea” (his hand still in my mouth) He goes “welp, sooner or later their gonna get laid by a Mexican.”

True story.

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.



"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.
"Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the de...

An old lady went to visit her dentist.

When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.

The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist."

"I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.”

I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist

They said it wasn’t fair

My dentist asked me if I brush regularly.

"Yes," I replied. "And if you don't believe me, ask our pet horse. We share a toothbrush."

My dentist said I need braces, but I needed to pay something upfront.

So I asked him "wait, do I need braces or a retainer?"

Dentist

Guy goes to the dentist, once on a chair he opens mouth and reveals that all of his teeth are gold

Dentist, confused, asks : What do you want me to do here?

Guy : Install the alarm system

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth"

the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Dentist: "You have three cavities. Do you want to have them all filled today?"

"Woah woah, we just met, let's start with fixing my teeth, then we'll see about that"

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What did the Nazi dentist say on reddit?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.

But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old woman, was nervous

So he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves:

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” He asked.

“No, I don't.” She replied.

“Well.” He spoofed. “There's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in...

What is a dentists favorite number?

2th

I asked my dentist to put in a new tooth that matched my other teeth

He put in tooth with 4 cavities.

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

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An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.

Dentist: ‘Miss, I believe you’re in the wrong room’.

Woman: ‘You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I’m here to have them removed’.

A guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?"

The guy says, "I am a moth."

The dentist says, "Excuse me?"

The guy again says, "I am a moth."

The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist."

The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "So what are you doing here?...

I was dating a dentist.

I was really confused when she recommended Oral-B.

I accidentally called my gynecologist thinking it was my dentist

The person on the other end was horrified when I asked about my routine cleaning

Went to the dentist today to get my cavity filled.

He asked my to leave when I bent over the chair and spread my cheeks.

A man, crying in pain, complains to the dentist “It feels like my left jaw is possessed by the devil!”

“Oh! Then eat right and exorcise”

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

Did you hear about the golfer that went to the dentist for a filling?

He got a hole in one.

I have the worst dentist in the world.

He even got a little plaque to prove it.

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Bicycles are bad for national economy

Oh Yes Mr. Reader, Bicycles are bad for national economy, even if its sounds ridiculous but it is always true that: -

Cycling is a danger to the country

Now reasons:

• He doesn't buy cars

• He doesn't take loans

• He does not insure the car

• He doesn't b...

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A lady tells her husband...

“My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?”

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