I went to a flower shop on my way to the hospice and asked for a dozen roses...
"I'm sorry sir, " said the florist, "I only have some with a couple of days life left in them. "
"No problem, " I replied, "that's more than enough. "
Last night I bought my friend a lifetime supply of Peach Ice Cream
He has cancer, in Hospice, and the Doctors have given him two weeks tops.
Edit: Bit of a story to this. My friend is having trouble eating so I asked if I could get him anything. He mentioned that he really wants some Peach Ice Cream, but he knows it's out of season. So I went to one of those...
We found out our child is allergic to cats
We’ve sent it to a hospice and we will try to get another one.
After all, not every child will be allergic.
Letter to a madman
Inside a hospice, a madman approaches the others with a blank paper, examining it with attention. The other crazy people can not resist curiosity and ask:
_ What is it?
The crazy one with the letter, responds
_ A letter from my brother
Even for the other crazy people, tha...
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The nun's hospital tour
A nun who works in a hospice is being shown around a nearby hospital as part of a tour. The doctor is bringing her through a ward of patients when she suddenly sees a man furiously jerking off in his bed. The doctor steers her away from this scene and says "I'm sorry you had to see that sister, but ...
A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi...
are called to the hospice of a terminal millionaire. The millionaire gives each of them $100,000 with the instructions that when he dies he wants them all to bury him with the money. A few weeks later he dies and the Priest, Minster, and Rabbi all throw an envelope into his casket. After the funer...