He was very well loved in the town, and every other doctor in the area came to his funeral. At the end they lowered him into the ground in a wondrous mahogany casket, shaped like a heart, lined with red velvet. It was a beautiful affair, but marred by a woman in the front row who couldn't stop lau...
I think my cardiologist is in to me
He said I had acute angina
A guy goes to a cardiologist and says, "I think I am a moth"
The doctor replies, "I think you should visit the psychiatrist, why have you come to me?"
The guys says, "Because your lights were on."
The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist
makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynaecologist.
I went to the cardiologist yesterday
He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water...
What’s a cardiologists favorite hat?
The Cardiologist's Funeral
A renowned cardiologist passed away, and all his friends from the same hospital attended his funeral. In order to pay tribute to his profession and his passion, he was buried in a coffin shaped like a heart.
After the service, it was noticed that one of the doctors was smiling. When asked why...
A cardiologist's car breaks down and he goes to a mechanic to get it fixed.
After everything is done, the mechanic asks the cardiologist,
"Here's what I don't understand. I fix engines, and so do you, albeit human ones, so why do you get paid ten times more than I do?"
The cardiologist then turns the ignition on and says, "try it with the engine running."
Why did the cardiologist sent his patient to gastroscopy?
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Doctor has a point.
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to...
A cardiologist died...
..and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst...
My Late Grandfather's Favorite Joke: The proctologist and the cardiologist
A proctologist and a cardiologist are closing their tab.
The bartender brings the check.
The proctologist says "they're on me" while reaching into his shirt-pocket.
He proceeds to pull out a thermometer and exclaims, "Great, some *ass-hole* walked off with my pen"!
Three doctors are talking about death
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…”
The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scatt...
A heart surgeon had died and at his funural the coffin was placed above a heart made of flowers. After everyone had said goodbye the coffin was lowered into the heart, during which someone began laughing really loud. 'What is wrong with you?' the person sitting next to the laughing man asked. 'I jus...
Dr. Drobkin was a world famous cardiologist...
He grew up in a very small town and when he had finished all of his schooling, he returned to his small hometown and opened a practice which also became world famous. A short time after his practice had gained credibility and esteem, Dr. Drobkin made a fantastic discovery about the treatment of card...
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A great cardiologist is being buried. All of his colleagues and fellow surgeons are reunited to mourn his. All except for one man who is laughing. The cardiologist's coffin was in the shape of a heart to honor his career. The man continues to laugh. Finally they ask him why he is so happy at a funer...
The local Cardiologist just died.
And everyone showed up at the funeral with hearts. Hearts of all kinds were put on his casket.
Little Johnny says "Boy, I'm not gonna miss the Gynecologist's funeral!"
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Doctors at a funeral
Dr. Ray recently died and his brothers, Dick and Max, also doctors, are at his funeral. Since Ray is a cardiologist, his coffin is enclosed in a big heart shaped tomb. Dick starts laughing, and Max says, "Why are you laughing, our brother died!" Dick says, "Well, as you know, I'm a gynecologist, and...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain.
The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the patient's EKG he noticed that his heart rate was very erratic when his wife and daughter were visiting.
The doctor asked the man how his relationship was with his family.
Well I get along great with...
A Man Walks Into A Doctor's Office
A man walks into a doctor's office.
He says "Doctor, you gotta help me, I keep thinking I'm a moth!"
The doctor looks confused and says "Well, why the hell did you come in here? I'm a cardiologist, not a psychologist."
The man says "I know! The light was on..."
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Physicians were unable to reach a consensus:
Should Brexit take place?
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve.
1...A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one. ...