Inpatient Jokes - 5 Hilarious Inpatient Jokes

What did the inpatient woman tell the Uber driver?

Hurry up. I’m in desperate need of a Lyft.

People say that doctors are impatient

But gynecologists are inpatient

Golfing Buddies

Two friends are golfing one day and as they are making their way through the course, they get slowed down by a pair of ladies playing in front of them. The men are starting to get inpatient after following the slow play of the ladies for a few holes.

First man: "You should walk up there and ...

There was a nun who volunteered at a hospital,

and since she had her doctorate and medical license, the hospital allowed her to prescribe medications. In fact, she took great joy in being able to provide prescriptions immediately, and so modified one of her uniforms to start carrying some of the more common medications and equipment. Over time, ...

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A man is driving down the road and his tire pops next to the insane asylum...

The man gets out of the car and begins to take off the tire. He noticed the fence separating the inpatients from him gathered a few spectators from the inside when the tire popped. The man takes of the tire only to realize that he's missing two lugnuts. He looks in the grass but he can't find them. ...

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