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Ball Club Jokes

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Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars...

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Ball Club, Minnesota."
The bear, angry, replies "What?! Give me a beer right now!"
The bartender shrugs. "I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Ball Club, Minnesot...

why was Cindrella not selected in any football club?

Because she kept running away from the ball

There is a new football club, Reddit F.C.

They play their first game, the striker has the ball near the goal with an open net. He smashes the ball to the post, gets it back, and smashes it to the post again. The crowd goes wild, cheering him as a god. The coach is baffled: "Why the hell is everybody celebrating him missing an open goal?!" T...

One day at the bar, the warden of a prison and the manager of a football club get into a argument about football.

The warden mocks the manager’s players. Saying they are pathetic, over-payed babies who collapse whenever there’s a slight breeze. He claims that his inmates, could beat them easily as they are made of sterner stuff.

The manager laughs. The inmates are all criminals, they would cheat or even ...

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