Trump has more impeachments than he does social media accounts.
This joke will never get old, ever.
My ex was just like my Netflix account
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What do butchers and men with Onlyfans accounts have in common?
They both get paid to beat their meat.
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A guy living in Kansas hears a voice in his head one day...
And this god like voice in his head says "LEAVE YOUR FAMILY, SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN AND GO TO RENO, NEVADA"
The guy ignores it at first, and for as long as he can, but it just won't stop "SELL EVERYTHING, TAKE EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE, GO TO RENO"
So finally he can't take it anymore and h...
Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?"
MD: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone and come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:
I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods.
He told me I can't just Thoreau my life away.
I get so lonely on the weekends....
that I log into all my online accounts so my phone text tone goes off with authentication codes that I can pretend are my friends texting me.
Excavation report of a cemetery inside a castle
I’ve just been reading an excavation report of a cemetery inside a castle linked to a medieval siege. One of the burials was, from the skeletal analysis, a high status individual, but with the strange feature of having a skull embedded in the torso, this being of a lower status person. A careful rea...
I used to have a passion for savings accounts.
But then I lost interest.
An upper-class Englishman is going through his household accounts.
After a moment he looks up and says to his wife, "you know, darling, if you learnt how to prepare meals properly, we could spend less on the chef."
His wife replied, " And if you knew how to screw properly, we could get rid of the chauffeur."