They've announced a new Chronicles of Riddick movie without Vin Diesel....
...which is just Riddickless.
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A few months ago, my dick suddenly turned red. I have been keeping a diary about it since then.
I call it the Chronicles of Reddick.
Hunger Games is very different from other fandoms
Hogwarts fans: We want to live at Hogwarts!
Warrior cats fans: We want to be a Warrior!
Chronicles of Narnia fans: We want to go to Narnia!
Wings of Fire fans: We want to be a dragon
Hunger Games fans: We don't want to die!!!
C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture...
...The Chronicles of Nani-a.
I went to a bookstore the other day ...
After wandering around for a while, an employee in a colored apron approached me.
"Can I help you find anything, sir?"
"Oh, yes. Sure. I'm looking for a book about turtles."
"Hardback?" she inquired.
"Yep, and little heads."
Retelling of a joke by Mark ...
What paper do you read?
The Wall Street Journal - Read by people who run the country. The Washington Post - Read by people who THINK they run the country. The New York Times - Read by people who think they SHOULD be running the country. The Boston Globe - Read by people whose parents used to run the country, and ...
Here are some few movie jokes:
The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...