They've announced a new Chronicles of Riddick movie without Vin Diesel....

...which is just Riddickless.

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A few months ago, my dick suddenly turned red. I have been keeping a diary about it since then.

I call it the Chronicles of Reddick.

Hunger Games is very different from other fandoms

Hogwarts fans: We want to live at Hogwarts!

Warrior cats fans: We want to be a Warrior!

Chronicles of Narnia fans: We want to go to Narnia!

Wings of Fire fans: We want to be a dragon

Hunger Games fans: We don't want to die!!!

C.S.Lewis once wrote an anthology on anime culture...

...The Chronicles of Nani-a.

I went to a bookstore the other day ...

After wandering around for a while, an employee in a colored apron approached me.

"Can I help you find anything, sir?"

"Oh, yes. Sure. I'm looking for a book about turtles."

"Hardback?" she inquired.

"Yep, and little heads."

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Retelling of a joke by Mark ...

What paper do you read?

The Wall Street Journal - Read by people who run the country.
The Washington Post - Read by people who THINK they run the country.
The New York Times - Read by people who think they SHOULD be running the country.
The Boston Globe - Read by people whose parents used to run the country, and ...

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.

• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.

• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.

• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.

• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes...

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