***Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 ...correct?***
***Woman: Do you know that if ...
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? "you want fries with that?"
My Dad had 2 very attractive sisters that worked in the accounting office of the same company...
...it was the department of fine aunts.
Have you heard they’ve banned accounting in Afghanistan??
Apparently there’s a Tally Ban.
A man was fresh out of accounting school and went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him: “What is three times seven?”
“Twenty-two,” the man replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realised he wouldn’t get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next d...
Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting?
He was into fine-ants.
What's the difference between Counting and Accounting?