I messed up during a guitar recital.

I didn't think it was a big deal, bit it turned out to a A Major mistake...

I accidentally played the wrong note during a piano recital

It wasn't very sharp of me.

Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital?

I heard he killed the solo.

A university has been accused of not having enough people of colour on their competitive speech recital team.

To tackle the problem they took a bunch of students and covered them in body paint.

They now claim they have achieved their dye varsity quoters.

Why did the dinner roll and her friends go to so many ballet recitals?

Because they were in abundance.

My wife asked if I was coming to our daughter's dance recital...

I was, but I paused the video, pulled up my pants, and denied it.

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The Saved Man and the Clairvoyant

DISCLAIMER: I'm pretty sure I had read this joke here before, but I was reminded of it today so I'm going to "pay homage" to it by doing my best recital of it. It's long.

A man walks into a pub, orders himself a pint, and sits at a small table in the corner by himself. He enjoys his beer for...

A concert pianist makes mistakes during a performance

Over and over the renowned musician kept making little blunders here and there, and critics in the audience were very aware. After the recital, one commentator said, "no disrespect, but you played everything from memory and had quite a few slip-ups. Just having a bad night?"


Looking a lit...

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

A girl had taken singing lessons from a famous teacher.

He was present at her recital, and after it was over she was anxious to know his reaction.

He didn't come back to congratulate her, and so she asked a friend, "What did he say?"

Her loyal friend answered, "He said that you sang heavenly."

She couldn't quite believe that her tea...

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So a missionary is spreading the word

of God as he see it in the deepest darkest parts of the African jungle. Since companionship is scarce, he entertains himself in the evenings by sitting outside his crude shelter and playing his violin.

As time passes he notices that the animals have begun to come out of the jungle when he pla...

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This prostitute is giving a guy oral in his car...

...the guy makes her mad so she bites his penis off and spits it out the window. It flies out the car and slams onto the windshield of the car behind them, where a father is driving his 8 year old to dance recital.
"Daddy, what *was* that?"
The father, knowing exactly what it was, stammers a...

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