if their pie are squared.

Pi * Z * Z * A

It's 150 minus the number of rolls of toilet paper you have at home.

This is called finding the hippotenuse.

...and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in th...

Applicant: That's right.

Interviewer: What's 250 times 467?

Applicant: 546320

Interviewer: That's wrong.

Applicant: How about that speed though?

Interviewer: What's 250 times 467?

Applicant: 546320

Interviewer: That's wrong.

Applicant: How about that speed though?

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I figure the average male ejaculates 3ml of fluid every time, based on an internet source.

I then figure I started at age 12, and then I guessed my daily average discharge rate would be around 2 times per day in my lifetime since age 12, and I am now 30.

So, doing some math, I've come ...

I then figure I started at age 12, and then I guessed my daily average discharge rate would be around 2 times per day in my lifetime since age 12, and I am now 30.

So, doing some math, I've come ...

"... you can't calculate pie."

f(x)

A chemist, biologist, engineer, pure mathematician, and business PhD are locked in a room, and each given a locked box with a key to the outside world in it, and told to figure out how to open it.

The chemist pours a powerful acid on it, dissolving it open. The engineer calculates the exact a...

The chemist pours a powerful acid on it, dissolving it open. The engineer calculates the exact a...

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The e...

3 Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House...

The first is from INDIA, the second from CHINA and the third from GUYANA

They go with White House officials to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, w...

The first is from INDIA, the second from CHINA and the third from GUYANA

They go with White House officials to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, w...

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

Mathemhattrics

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Horatio!

Murphy and O'Brien go out into the woods, they come a clearing and see an abandoned well. Murphy said 'I wonder how deep that well is?' O'Brien said, 'There's one way we could figure it out'. Murphy says, 'What's that?' O'Brien says, 'We drop something down it, we time how long it takes to hit the...

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The first man, wide as a dishwasher and having huge muscles all over, says “I’m a football player, it’s the hardest sport in the world to play! You’ve gotta be in top physical condition and have excellent situational awareness.”

The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, say...

The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, say...

The mathematician measures the diameter and calculates the volume.

The physicist drops the ball in a tank of water and measures the displaced water.

The engineer examines the ball for a part number.

The physicist drops the ball in a tank of water and measures the displaced water.

The engineer examines the ball for a part number.

"Calculate 753 time 165 divided by 21."

"18"

LOL, "thats incorrect"

"Might be, but it was fast."

"18"

LOL, "thats incorrect"

"Might be, but it was fast."

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...and walks up to the bartender and says “Bar keep, a shot of your finest whiskey!”. The bartender grabs a bottle of his finest whiskey and pours the man a shot. As fast as he poured is as fast as the man drank the shot. He slammed the glass down and requested another. The bartender poured the man ...

So I calculated Fourier transform.

Al-gore-ythms

What do you use to calculate a cow?

Me: a cowculator

Me: a cowculator

He met a girl ,calculated the tangent to her curve.

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the program crashed due to stack overflow

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There was a guy who wanted to know how to calculate the volume of a red rubber ball. He first took it to a mathematician, who measured its radius and used the formula V=4/3*pi*r^3 to find it's volume.

Next, our man went to a physicist, who immersed the ball in a bowl full of water. He then measur...

Next, our man went to a physicist, who immersed the ball in a bowl full of water. He then measur...

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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The physicist looks at the shelf then looks at the water, He pulls out a sheet of paper and begins to calculate the exact amount of water required to put the fire out. The engineer enters the room looks at the shelf then looks at the water, grabs the jug and empties it on the fire. The mathematici...

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