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Zero In Jokes

Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident.

He's 0K right now.

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Who can go from hero to zero in a short space of time?

Therapist, the\_rapist.

What does "love" mean?

Zero in tennis and everything in life.

Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why

Mystery movie idea

Acclaimed actor goes missing. Police zero in on the suspects being his director, wife and brother. Plot twist: Actor is now living a different life disguised as a quizmaster at a European game show. No one expects thespian is in quiz session.

A man was passing by a small courtyard when he starting hearing...

...voices and murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said, "NIL."

White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness.

The man turned to a white-robed observer beside him and a...

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