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Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

Because he hated capitalism.

Do Russians only write in lower case letters?

I mean, they hate Capitalism.

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What did William Shakespeare write in 1598?

95% of the jokes on this fucking sub

What kind of book does a cow write in?

A dairy.

I love write in notebooks which have margins,

But blank one's is where I have to draw the line.

[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille?

Caution hot surface

What did the physicist write in his suicide note before he jumped off a tall building?

I had so much potential, but i let it all down

What did Harper Lee write in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Son-Dad, can you write in the dark?

Dad-I think so. What is it you want me to write?

Son-your name on this report card.

We’ll probably see an uptick in write in votes for “Shakira’s hips” during this years election.

They - for one - at least do not lie

An old bear is about to write in his journal... (Translated from Chinese)

And he finds that he has no more pages left, so he decides to go get a new one. It's already midnight but he goes out anyway. He gets on his bike and rides into the dark streets. After a long time, he finally finds a bookstore that's still open, so he goes inside. He finds a new journal that he real...

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Three sports fans leave a bar...

(Insert teams A, B and C as you like. This is how I know it.)

Three baseball fans walk out of a bar. They turn a corner and see a pair of legs sticking out from behind a bush. They push the bush aside and find a woman dead and completely naked. They call the police and as they wait, they deci...

I got a new job helping a one armed typist write in capitals

It's only shift work, though.

I want to write in my résumé how experienced I am in burning bridges...

...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference.

I need new jokes to write in people's birthday cards. The one I've been using for years is getting pretty stale:

"Happy Bird Day!" Then I draw a bird.

Thanks /r/jokes!

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