Why did Shakespeare write in ink?

Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

What did the physicist write in his suicide note before he jumped off a tall building?

I had so much potential, but i let it all down

What kind of book does a cow write in?

A dairy.

I love write in notebooks which have margins,

But blank one's is where I have to draw the line.

[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille?

Caution hot surface

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What did William Shakespeare write in 1598?

95% of the jokes on this fucking sub

An old bear is about to write in his journal... (Translated from Chinese)

And he finds that he has no more pages left, so he decides to go get a new one. It's already midnight but he goes out anyway. He gets on his bike and rides into the dark streets. After a long time, he finally finds a bookstore that's still open, so he goes inside. He finds a new journal that he real...

Son-Dad, can you write in the dark?

Dad-I think so. What is it you want me to write?

Son-your name on this report card.

I got a new job helping a one armed typist write in capitals

It's only shift work, though.

What did Harper Lee write in Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

I need new jokes to write in people's birthday cards. The one I've been using for years is getting pretty stale:

"Happy Bird Day!" Then I draw a bird.

Thanks /r/jokes!

I want to write in my résumé how experienced I am in burning bridges...

...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference.

A Doctor is visiting a patient at an asylum

Doctor: What is this?

Mad man: This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.

Doctor: You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?

Mad man: On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.

And on the last page i wrote 'The king reac...

Day 19 of the experiment...

"Day 19 of the experiment, I have successfully conditioned my master to give me food,smile,and write in his book every time I drool." - Pavlov's Dog

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