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Window Blind Jokes

I heard a horror story involving a camera and window blinds.

I shutter at the thought of it.

I'm very grateful that somebody invented window blinds...

Otherwise it would be curtains for all of us!

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Nate and the chicken

Nate had just gotten out of prison, after serving a 5 year sentence for drug possession. He wanted to get laid, so he went to a brothel. The rates were well out of his price range, as he only had $20, but the madam of the brothel said, "Ok. I'll cut you a deal. We have a chicken you can fuck. Now, I...

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Blind Man

A woman is taking a shower when there’s a knock at her door. The person calls out “blind man”. The woman figures the man can’t see her in the nude, so she steps out of the shower and walks to the door. The man is greeted by quite the surprise and takes pleasure in looking at the woman from top to bo...

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