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What's The Difference Between A Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a scum-sucking bottomfeeder. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between a lawyer and head lice?

One is a blood sucking parasite that is hard to get out of your hair, and the other can be killed with a special shampoo.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

At least a prostitute won't screw you when your dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigalo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

One you pay $500 an hour to screw you.

The other one has sex for money.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a pornstar?

Nothing, they both spend their careers fucking people.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die.

Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

Lawyers and dead skunks

What's the difference between a lawyer and a skunk lying dead in the road?

There are skidmarks leading up to the skunk.

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