A colon can change the meaning of a sentence completely
For example: Jane ate her friend's sandwich. Vs. Jane ate her friend's colon.
I asked a lot of people the meaning of LGBTQ
. . None of them gave me a straight answer
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A teacher asked the class if anyone knew the meaning of the word contagious.
Little Billy puts his hand up and the teacher says “Billy, you know the meaning of the word contagious?” Billy says “yes Miss, I do!” The teacher replies, “well then Billy, I’d like to see you use it in a sentence” Billy says “ok then, the other day my dad and I were walking down the road and saw a ...
Three soviet factory workers were recently arrested...
1 came into work too early and was tried for espionage.
1 came into work too late and was tried for sabotage.
And 1 came in on time, meaning he had an illegally imported western watch.
The meaning of the word “oops” is actually highly dependent on context
I learned that when I heard my barber say it and then my brain surgeon later that day
Three Buddhist monks die in a car crash…
They arrive in a beautiful clouded world and begin to walk towards a man. He is standing in front of the golden gates of heaven.
“Hello! I am Peter. Behind me, is Heaven. Unfortunately, I can’t let you in since you three weren’t Christians… But! if you can tell me what the meaning of Easter ...
Someone once told me, "You have a tendency to twist people's meanings to suit yourself."
I replied, "I'll take that as a compliment."
A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora ....
Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
The meaning of "politics"
The word "politics" derives from the Greek "poly-", meaning "many", and "ticks", meaning "blood-sucking parasites".
John was attending his buddy’s wedding and everything was normal…
The ceremony was at a beautiful church in the countryside, the officiant gave an insightful speech on the meaning of marriage, and the bride and groom were beaming throughout the whole thing. John couldn’t have been happier for his friend.
After exchanging vows, the bride and groom announced ...
Some word can have multiple meanings
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes ...
Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard
It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.
Some of my friends are really hurtful. I feel like many of them don't understand the meaning of the word "commitment".
I've invited them to four of my weddings in the past two years and they haven't attended any of them.
A comma can totally change the meaning of a sentence.
I hit my FIL and he’s now in the house
I hit my FIL and he’s now in a coma.
Driving down the road and saw my ex.
It’s funny how “I’d hit that” changes meaning over the years.
I found the meaning of life.
It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.
What do you call a Dinosaur who contemplates the meaning of life?
The use of a colon can really change the intended meaning of a sentence.
Jimmy went to school and ate his lunch
Jimmy went to school and ate his colon.
Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence...
For instance: ‟Ben is in a hurry.” ‟Ben is in a coma.”