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what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?

"Your honor"

What do you call a lawyer who is forklift certified?

A shyster on a Hyster!

What do you call a lawyer who does karate?

Chop suey!

What do you call a lawyer that becomes a priest?

A father in law!

What do you call a lawyer who likes to cook?

A Sous-Chef

What do you call a lawyer with a black belt in karate?

A self defense attorney!

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