Are you my uncles kidney?

Because you’re a failure.

What’s worse than ants in your pants?…

Uncles

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do tacos and uncles have in common?

The bad ones can really hurt your asshole

I'll never forget my Uncles last words on his death bed

"I am your Father"

Still doing the Star Wars impressions right to the end.

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