Stepmother Jokes

While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel.

The people there told him:

"Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United States, it's going to cost you $5,000 to bring back her corpse. But since she died at the hotel, we can do the funeral here in Israel for free.

The ma... read more

Reload.

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who t... read more

He notices her ragged clothes and lack of undergarments.

Pitying the girl and in Christmas spirit, he asks her to come back down and gives her a crisp €5 bill. He implores her to splurge on a fresh set of underwear and have a great Christmas.

The girl, greatly delighted, heads back hom... read more

A Man comes home from the hospital.

His wife: "And how is my mum?"

He: "I assume you mom will get out of the hospital soon, and will move to us, to stay with us."

His wife: "What gives you the idea?"

He: "When I talked to the doctor, he told me to prepare for the wors... read more

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the... read more

Two weeks pass and the man calls the girl for her decision 'I can't sorry' she tells him 'I'm your stepmother'

A smart-talking man who thought he could charm the birds off the trees met his match one night.

The man had just learned that his father only had days to live and then he would inherit over 10 million pounds. Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw ... read more

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

To Whom It May Concern,

I would like to ask the Social Security Administration about my case.

I got married in 1962 to a widow, who had han adult daughter. My father visited us frequently, and as a result, he married my stepdaughter.

After this, my stepdaughter became my step... read more

Well, I guess she’s really my stepmother

My stepmother's.

Nobody should be blamed for my death. I took my own life because the pain was too much. It started when I married a widow that had a daughter, oh what a mistake.

My father who was also a widower fell in love an married my wife's daughter. So now my wife was the mother-in-law of her father-in-... read more