Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her…
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
"What's the second condition?"
A man goes on vacation to Israel with his wife and his stepmother.
While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel.
The people there told him:
"Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United States, it's going to cost you $5,000 to bring back her corpse. But since she died at the hotel, we can do the funeral here in Israel for free.
A single guy was living with his elderly father and running the family business. He realized he was going to inherit a fortune once his ailing father died and decided he needed a wife to share his life...
One day at the bank, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen and made his move.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy." he said to her. "But in a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit 10 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.
A smart-talking man who thought he could charm the birds off the trees met his match one night.
The man had just learned that his father only had days to live and then he would inherit over 10 million pounds. Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local wine bar, where he saw ...
What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?
Santa spots a girl atop a tree...
He notices her ragged clothes and lack of undergarments.
Pitying the girl and in Christmas spirit, he asks her to come back down and gives her a crisp €5 bill. He implores her to splurge on a fresh set of underwear and have a great Christmas.
The girl, greatly delighted, heads back hom...
Which tastes better, sheep's milk or cow's milk?
A retelling of Cinderella
Cinderella was just told by her evil stepmother that she couldn't go to the ball.
Sitting in a corner, crying, she was surprised by the sudden appearance of her fairy godmother.
"What the hell are you crying for!?" she asked.
"Because I can't go to the ball! Everyone else gets t...
My mother gave birth to me on the stairs
Well, I guess she’s really my stepmother
Eddy and his crush
Eddy was just a regular guy. Except for the fact that he was an only child and the fact that his billionaire father was breathing his last. Since Eddy was a soon to be billionaire it only made sense that he should have a woman to share his riches with.
Eddy approached his childhood crush. “H...
What do they call number 17 in black jack ?
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't