Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her…
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
"What's the second condition?"
A man goes on vacation to Israel with his wife and his stepmother. While in Israel, his stepmother died at the hotel. The people there told him:
"Sir, if you want to bury her back in the United States, it's going to cost you $5,000 to bring back her corpse. But since she died at the hotel, we can do the funeral here in Israel for free. r>
The man immediately refused and said he would pay the $5,000 fee to do the funeral back home.<...
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What's the difference between Disney and PornHub?
Disney teaches you to hate your stepmother.
What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?
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A retelling of Cinderella
Cinderella was just told by her evil stepmother that she couldn't go to the ball.
Sitting in a corner, crying, she was surprised by the sudden appearance of her fairy godmother.
"What the hell are you crying for!?" she asked.
"Because I can't go to the ball! Everyone else gets t...
My mother gave birth to me on the stairs
Well, I guess she’s really my stepmother
Eddy and his crush
Eddy was just a regular guy. Except for the fact that he was an only child and the fact that his billionaire father was breathing his last. Since Eddy was a soon to be billionaire it only made sense that he should have a woman to share his riches with.
Eddy approached his childhood crush. “H...