I asked my stepson "what would you like to call me"

"Pop" goes the weasel.

My stepson

A couple of years ago I was in a relationship with a girl with a son. She had had this kid with a previous partner. Now this partner was a really abusive guy, he used to beat her up, both emotionally and physically. He sent her to hospital on a couple of occasions, and on the most brutal of his rage...

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What’s worse than your daughter doing porn?

When your stepson joins her.

Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?

No stepson

Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator

There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.

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Dirty Bastard

Had a good, not great, conversation with my stepson about his future. I learned either why he wants to be a bio-chemist or that he's a dirty bastard. I asked what he wants to do in the future. He said "I want to make a hormone."

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