I asked my stepson "what would you like to call me"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
A couple of years ago I was in a relationship with a girl with a son. She had had this kid with a previous partner. Now this partner was a really abusive guy, he used to beat her up, both emotionally and physically. He sent her to hospital on a couple of occasions, and on the most brutal of his rage...
Hey stepdad, can you tell me how an elevator is different from an escalator?
Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator
There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.