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Toasting Jokes

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A Scotsman enters a toasting competition...

After waiting his turn he holds up his glass and says "Here's to spending the rest of me life in between the legs of me wife!" The crowd roars with drunken laughter and he ultimately wins the competition.

Upon arriving home to his wife drunk, he proudly proclaims his victory only to be asked...

A Toasting Contest

The first to toast starts, "Here's to music! It helps the liquor to go down smooth !"

A few men raise their glasses, "hear, hear!"

The second goes, "Here's to alcohol! It keeps the men warm and keeps the women looking pretty!"

More men reply, "HEAR, HEAR!"

The third man ...

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Toasting contest

Paddy O'Quinn is down at the pub and wins the toasting competition with " Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me beautiful wife."
Proud of this he goes home and tells the wife he won. She asked what toast he used. Not wanting to embarass a good Catholic girl he says " I sa...

Is toasting with deaf people offensive?

Hear hear...

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Paddy and the toast of the year

A man named Paddy Murphy was in the pub when the barman announced a ‘toasting competition’. Thinking quickly, Paddy was pretty sure he had a winner.

“Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” he shouted, and sure enough, his naughty toast was judged the best of the ...

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