If you fall in a pile of french bread, will you die?

No, but you will be in a lot of "pain"

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My donkey just ate the last of my French bread

It's a pain in the ass situation

Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread?

He's in a lot of pain now.

My husband and daughter start using French bread as swords

I say, “You shouldn’t do that! Violence baguettes violence.”

A car made of French bread just raced past me.

It was a Baguetti Veyron.

LPT: Dont buy French bread

You will get nothing but Pain

Have you ever tried to get french bread in a english speaking country ?

It's a pain

What did the German sausage say to the French bread?

Gluten tag!

What is pain ?

French bread

Girls always say boys don't know what pain is

Of course we know what it is, its French bread!

A Jew, an Italian and a Frenchman last meal

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed.
Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread,” he requested. So they gave it to him,...

Two men are standing in line at a bakery when an old man joins them.

There's a cute young woman behind the counter when the first man tells her his order.

'I'll have a loaf of sour dough and how about some raisin bread.'

At this point the second man in line looks back at the old man and tells him to watch. The old man then sees the lady behind the count...

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