My wife asked, if the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys are cannibals why do they keep hanging out together...
I said, I think it's the same guy eating all the other Crunch guys, he's a cereal killer.
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My Grocery Store Experience
5-7min read. Based on a true story.
I was at the grocery store yesterday picking up some ingredients to make breakfast for the week. I already had a few essentials picked out like Milk, Eggs, & Bacon. Yes, Bacon is an essential. I moved to the cereal aisle but got stuck decidin...
I just got laser eye surgery and I can't help but feel cheated
Because I still can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Ok I might need a little help, I have been trying to make a girl
But I must be doing something wrong. I just keep ending up with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch
A cheerio walks into his boss's office...
And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be more delicious than a plain old Cheerio.” The boss shuffles his papers around a bit, and replies. “Okay, I tell you what. If you go out and work for a year, I’ll upgrade you to a Honey Nut Cheerio.” The Cheerio thinks on it, and quickly agrees. He goes ou...
You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?