I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner.
My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into the large Catholic neighborhood.
On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday during Lent.
On the last Friday of Lent the neighborhood men got together and decided that something just HAD t...
I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking
Stakes were high
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. Th...
One day when I was young, I watched my father grilling burgers.
When they were done, he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger.
He than left, and never came back.
You know how when your mouth waters when someone's grilling?
Do vegans drool when someone is outside and is mowing their lawn?
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
I'd steak my reputation on that.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ?
I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.
You see son, grilling a good steak is a lot like you mom...
Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.
What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, and go to Hell.
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust ha...
My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks.
They are all very well done
I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty
Now it's ground beef
An idiot moves to a very religious catholic neighborhood.
This particular idiot loved to eat chicken, so he grilled it every day. Now, on Fridays, the people of his neighborhood would get irritated that someone was eating meat when they had to abstain, so they took it up with their pastor. Their pastor then went to the idiot, and told him about the message...
Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it gr...