There was a seventies and scones music festival being hosted in South West England but organisers had a problem.
They couldn’t decide whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering agonies on his way to his final moment, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his ...
What are the most powerful biscuits in the universe?
The Infinity Scones...
My 11 year old just came up with that one on his own...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on t...
My friend's parents run a marijuana bakery.
They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my friend is odd. He will only eat edibles made by his mother, and he never touches edibles made by his father.
I think he has an edible complex.
An old man is lying on his deathbed.
Slipping peacefully away, he is half-aware of one sense after another fading, his sight growing dim, a blessed silence falling... and then something half-forgotten teases at his nose and he twitches as it registers. It's a delicious savoury scent wafting up the stairs - his wife's wonderful cheese s...
What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry?
Game of Scones.
What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?
Game of Cones
If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones
If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones
If everyone was single: Game of Alones
If it was about balls: Game of Throwns
If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones
If everyone u...
So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company
It's going to be called Game of Scones