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French Toast Jokes

Why is French toast called lost bread in French ?

Because English stole it

Why is an engineer able to toast bread five different ways but cannot make French toast?

This makes Why's dad proud.

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.

and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

I went into a restaurant that said they'd serve breakfast any time...

so I ordered french toast during the Renaissance

I think my brother is making too much french toast

Because he keeps surrendering them to me.

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rip gilbert gottfried

there's a family about to eat breakfast, a mom, a dad, and two little boys. the mom looks at one of the kids and asked him what he would like for
breakfast, he said "i would like the fucking french toast". the mom then started to slap him and the dad took of his belt and started beating him, they...

Did you know?

Joan of Arc was the origional French toast.

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A Four-year-old boy and his dad sit at the kitchen table.

It's Sunday morning and mom just made breakfast. On the table is french toast covered in butter and doused with their favorite maple syrup. There are four slices of bacon on each plate and an overwhelming amount of scrambled eggs. A tall glass of orange juice demands their attention. The boy and his...

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On a Saturday morning, three boys come down to the kitchen

and sit around breakfast table. Their mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his crude language. She hits him and sends him upstairs. When she calms down, she asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that ...

Toast at a Wedding

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.

"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.

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Three Little Boys...

come down stairs for breakfast a 10 yo, a 7 yo, and a 5 yo.

Once they all get seated at the breakfast table, their mom asks the 10 yo what he wants for breakfast. He thinks for a minutes and says “I’d like some fuckin french toast, mommy!” Shocked and appalled the mother says “Go to your roo...

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