Why is an engineer able to toast bread five different ways but cannot make French toast?

This makes Why's dad proud.

I think my brother is making too much french toast

Because he keeps surrendering them to me.

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.

and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

French toast

I saw on the menu at a small restaurant 10% more French in your toast and I asked the waitress what that meant and she said. "We swear at it"

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French Toast

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I gu...

What does the best man at a French wedding do?

Make French Toast!!!..

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time

So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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Three Little Boys...

come down stairs for breakfast a 10 yo, a 7 yo, and a 5 yo.

Once they all get seated at the breakfast table, their mom asks the 10 yo what he wants for breakfast. He thinks for a minutes and says “I’d like some fuckin french toast, mommy!” Shocked and appalled the mother says “Go to your roo...

Toast at a Wedding

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." That's an Irish toast.

"Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup." That's a French toast.

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