"What are the primary ingredients in a Caesar salad?"
Hank Hill responds:
"Dang it Bobby, that's an easy one. Romaine and romaine accessories"
What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?
One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.
What do you get if you mix lettuce, croutons and an epileptic?
A woman walks into a bar
She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.
The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing ...
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?
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A man and a woman go out to eat...
Scene in: Interior of a Restaurant.
MAN and WOMAN sit at the table in the center of the stage, holding menus. WAITER stands in the background, readying a tray.
WOMAN: It’s weight watching week. I’m supposed to be taking it easy on the calories tonight.
MAN: We came to eat out, h...
I ate a salad for dinner!
It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.
Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.
... I had a pizza.