guy who's about to invent croutons

*[eating salad]:* I wish this hurt

King of the Crouton

Bobby Hill asks his father, Hank:

"What are the primary ingredients in a Caesar salad?"

Hank Hill responds:

"Dang it Bobby, that's an easy one.
Romaine and romaine accessories"

What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

What do you get if you mix lettuce, croutons and an epileptic?

Seizure Salad

I ate a salad for dinner!

It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.

Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.

And cheese.

... I had a pizza.

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