"What are the primary ingredients in a Caesar salad?"
Hank Hill responds:
"Dang it Bobby, that's an easy one. Romaine and romaine accessories"
What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?
One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.
I made a chicken salad yesterday
"was it any good?"
I don't think so, he only ate the croutons
A woman walks into a bar
She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.
The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing ...
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?
I ate a salad for dinner!
It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.
Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce.
... I had a pizza.