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Crouton Jokes

55 protons, 78 neutrons, 55 electrons, 6 croutons.

Cesium salad.

King of the Crouton

Bobby Hill asks his father, Hank:

"What are the primary ingredients in a Caesar salad?"

Hank Hill responds:

"Dang it Bobby, that's an easy one.
Romaine and romaine accessories"

What’s the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One’s a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?

Croutons

A woman walks into a bar

She sits at the counter and orders a salad with croutons and a creamy dressing.

The waiter delivers her salad, and she hands him a crisp $20 bill. As the waiter walks back to the cash register he holds it to the light and realizes it's a counterfeit! He snaps around to see the woman grabbing ...

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