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Toaster Oven Jokes

I found out my toaster oven isn't waterproof ...

I was shocked!

Hardware Follies

Lady shopping in a Hardware Store, says; "I would like to buy this hinge, please."
Clerk asks; "Would you like a screw for this hinge?"
She snaps; "NO! But I'll blow you for the Toaster Oven in the window."

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Two rocket scientists, Dave and Archie, are in the staff kitchen...

Dave is trying to get the toaster oven to work so he can toast their breakfast. Nothing seems to be working. He tried unplugging/replugging it. He tried cleaning it out.

After several minutes, a frustrated Archie finally speaks up.

"Figure it out, Dave!" he says. "It's not sex."

And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life."

But John came fifth and only received a toaster oven.

Hey dad, why did you and mom name my sister Rose?

"Because a rose petal fell on her head when she was a baby, dear son," replied the Dad.

"Oh, thanks for telling me Dad!"

"No problem, Toaster Oven."

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My Father Was An Inventor

When I was a kid he would invent the most amazing things, and I was fascinated with every thing he invented. He would start a new project at the beginning of every month, and it would always be done at the end of the month, and I would always be the first to see his new invention.

One year th...

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