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Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got

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I buried my best porn in a time capsule.

For the generations to come.

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What do you call a time capsule from WWII?

A mine.

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For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year

I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

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