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Elderly folks looking for love should considering targeting archeologists.

They tend to date really old things.

The Ohio million dollar vaccine lottery is just targeting people who are bad at math.

But then again, only people who are bad at math wouldn't get the vaccine.

There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas

It's called Boko Harambe

โ€˜North Korea plans nuclear attack targeting USโ€™

At first I was alarmed at reading this, then I realised they meant United States.

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When a serial rapist started targeting nuns, one company started marketing armored robes with the tagline:

"It's a hard habit to break."

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