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Elderly folks looking for love should considering targeting archeologists.

They tend to date really old things.

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The Ohio million dollar vaccine lottery is just targeting people who are bad at math.

But then again, only people who are bad at math wouldn't get the vaccine.

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There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas

It's called Boko Harambe

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‘North Korea plans nuclear attack targeting US’

At first I was alarmed at reading this, then I realised they meant United States.

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I am over 18

When a serial rapist started targeting nuns, one company started marketing armored robes with the tagline:

"It's a hard habit to break."

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