The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say...
..."This is the whey"
(Sorry)
What do you call a coronavirus that targets crows and ravens?
Corvid-19
[Discussion] Regional targets
I am wondering who are the preferred targets of jokes from where you are from, I have done a little research and have come up with the following so far:
| Region | Target | |:--|:--| | Canada | Newfies | | England | Irishmen | | America | Polacks | | France | Belgians | | Br...
What do you call a hitman who targets babies in hospitals?
A spawn camper.
The FDA just approved a new herbicide that only targets seedlings.
It's called Plant B.
Old lady gets into a Merzedes-Benz taxi cab
As she hops in, the driver asks her where she's going. She gives him an adress, as she's just arrived to town to visit family.
They keep going for a bit, when the old lady notices the very characteristic Mercedes-Benz ornament emblem mounted on the hood.
"So what is that thing for?" s...
What do broken saws have in common with targets of neckbeard affection?
They're not reciprocating.
Target practice
Out on the shooting range in an area where hunting is forbidden, I encounter two chinese gentleman curious about what happens at this place.
They politely ask if this is where they can shoot some rabbits. No no, I say, shooting rabbits is not legal here. You are only allowed to practice firin...
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
A duke was hunting in the forest
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"
After continuing through the forest fo...
Engineers
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there are Targets on every corner.
I just figured out why USA is about to ban abortion (dark)
That's to have more targets for their school shootings
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