Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…
…or is it just me?
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If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
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I joined a fitness group where the main objective is to always take the stairs.
It's a 10,000 step program.
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I'm terrified of objective statements.
Wait, fuck
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Is there more than one singular first person objective pronoun?
Or is it just me?
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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who.
If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.
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I am objectively attractive
According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, mass attracts mass.
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An objective analysis of the correlation between genetics and obesity.
A doctor is telling an obese woman that she needs to start losing weight.
The woman, offended, replies defensively, "It's not my fault! Obesity runs in my family!"
The doctor looks her up and down, and finally says, "*Nobody* runs in your family."
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In an objective point of view, fat women are more attractive than skinny woman.
According to Newton, the heavier an object is, the more it attracts other objects.
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