If I was being subjective, I would have to say that the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.
If I was being objective, I would say it’s Dr. Whom.
I joined a fitness group where the main objective is to always take the stairs.
It's a 10,000 step program.
A man was demonstrating a new type of drone to the military.
He was the project tech and was showing them how you could give it coordinates and an image of the objective and off it would go. Multiple options existed for the target - identify, pick up and bring back small packages, or deliver packages to soldiers in the field.
For some reason his boss n...
Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns…
…or is it just me?
If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective...
The Rangers, the Marines and the Police were doing training...
They all were out in the forest and the secretary of defense said "Listen up, your objective today is go out into the woods and bring me back a rabbit".
The Rangers went first, moving quickly and quietly through the trees. Within 5 minutes they brought back a little white rabbit unharmed. ...
Is there more than one singular first person objective pronoun?
Or is it just me?
What is the objective of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back.
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I am objectively attractive
According to Newton's law of universal gravitation, mass attracts mass.
In an objective point of view, fat women are more attractive than skinny woman.
According to Newton, the heavier an object is, the more it attracts other objects.
TIL 19th century philosopher William Jacob Walsh once predicted a more sophisticated information public information network may result in less objective and reliable information being distributed, rather than the reverse
Of course, this will really only be funny if this joke makes the front page and people don't immediately realise I posted this on r/jokes and made up William Jacob Walsh
Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives.