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The police caught a serial killer who targeted gingers.

At his trial, he kept insisting he'd never harmed a soul.

I was recently targeted by an organ donation scam

They tried to convince me that, for a small monthly fee, I could have priority access to organ donation from the recently deceased.

It was a dead giveaway.

I've been receiving a lot of targeted ads about male enhancement lately....

Never have I been more offended and grateful in my life.

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs!

That's the last thing I need!

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How I tell that the targeted advertising is working

Usually I can tell when they start putting up those dick enlargement pill adds.

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The targeted junk email I get seems to be aimed at the wrong guy..

They really need to update their database, they seem to all think I want to own a rolex, am desperately single enough to want a Russian Bride, have a really small penis, mounting debt, and should refinance my home.

Crazy right?

I don't own a home!

Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers?

Its called the MaxiPad

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