Take To Jokes

None. Trump says it’s changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.

Still under investigation.







Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.

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None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.

to get to the other side

None. They're happy living in the dark

Two. One to do the task and other to explain how lightbulbs were actually invented in ancient India.

I don't know, like one, three, five? Whatever, I just can't even...

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.

One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.

We don’t know. Due to a lack of building regulations, they keep dying from electrocutions.

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It's not my job to give you the answer. Do your own research.

One if nobody's looking.

Two.

One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Just one, but the light has to really want to change.


Give me your best lightbulb joke.

At least 1 battalion to lose in the attempt. Please reply with your best punchline.

10.

1 to change the bulb and 9 to tell you how much better they could've done it

I don’t know, it’s never been done

Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.

Usually one. Lightbulbs are relatively easy to screw in, although depending on the position/location of said light it may require a stepladder or some sort of object to stand on to elevate yourself. Always be careful when installing electronics, make sure the light switch is OFF before going near it

Thirteen. But number nine will shock you.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

One. We are efficient and dont have humour.

Wanna go ride bikes?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

Honestly, it's a pretty obscure number. I doubt you've ever heard of it.

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ... read more

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*

Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

EDIT: Thank you for the silver!

EDIT AGAIN: Thank you for the gold and platinum! I am honored!

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

Monday January 01, 1900

Six.

One supervises;
One arranges for the electricity to be shut off;
One checks safety and quality standards;
One monitors compliance with government regulations;
One fills out paperwork;
And one who screws the lightbulb into the water faucet.

None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.

Only one:


Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns, and zero safety incidents, increasing workplace safety and productivity.

$1,000

It is a trick question, as they are still using gas lighting.

Depends on how clumsy you are.

*There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. ... read more

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